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1. Nabi Isa a.s. Menyuruh menyembah cuma pada ALLAH saja ----> Gereja ajarkan "Tuhan" bapak, "Tuhan" anak & "Tuhan" roh 2. Nabi Isa a.s. Tidak pernah menyuruh orang menyembah dirinya ----> Gereja ajarkan menyembah Yesus 3. Nabi Isa a.s. mengajarkan Syahadat ----> Gereja ajarkan baptis "Tuhan" bapak, "Tuhan" anak & "Tuhan" roh 4. Nabi Isa a.s. mengajarkan shalat dengan sujud setiap hari ----> Gereja ajarkan 1 minggu 1x tanpa sujud 5. Nabi Isa a.s. mengajarkan hadap kiblat ----> Gereja ajarkan menyanyi nyanyi 6. Nabi Isa a.s. mengajarkan berwudhu dahulu sebelum shalat ----> Gereja menghapus wudhu, padahal ayatnya jelas 7. Nabi Isa a.s. mengajarkan buka alas kaki/alas kaki jika masuk rumah ibadah ----> Gereja ajarkan guna alas kaki masuk gereja 8. Nabi Isa a.s. mengajarkan sunat ----> Gereja kata sunat cuma adat, padahal perintah & ancaman jelas 9. Nabi Isa a.s. mengajarkan berdoa pada ALLAH --

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Nak reject pompuan susah, takut nanti dia frust dan bunuh diri, jadi guna dialog ni 1) Semalam I check dengan doktor, dia kata I HIV positif... 2) Kat telinga I ni ada suara suruh I bunuh diri.. 3) U nampak tak mamat tu... (padahal takda orang pun kat situ) 4) Adik beradik I ada 10 orang, semua belajar lagi, I kena sara diorang sebab parents I dah meninggal... 5) I dah keje kat 20 company, tapi paling lama tahan pun 2 bulan je... 6) Hari-hari along cari I, hutang dengan diorang dah mencecah 100 ribu... 7) Tiap2 hari I melancap, sehari sampai 10 kali.... 8) Errr, sori, terpegang pulak.... 9) Lupa nak bagi tau u, I ni duda anak 10 10) Ish, kalau nak kawin dengan U, I kena ceraikan bini I yang ke 4 tu, sian dia....

2010 Thomas MUELLER (GER) GF 5, ASS 3, MinP 473 David VILLA (ESP) GF 5, ASS 1, MinP 635 Wesley SNEIJDER (NED) GF 5, ASS 1, MinP 652 2006 Miroslav KLOSE (GER) GF 5, ASS 1, MinP 587 Hernan CRESPO (ARG) GF 3, ASS 1, MinP 308 RONALDO (BRA) GF 3, ASS 1, MinP 411 2002 RONALDO (BRA) GF 8, ASS 0, MinP 548 Miroslav KLOSE (GER) GF 5, ASS 1, MinP 561 RIVALDO (BRA) GF 5, ASS 1, MinP 610 1998 Davor SUKER (CRO) GF 6, ASS 0, MinP 630 Gabriel BATISTUTA (ARG) GF 5, ASS 0, MinP 428 Christian VIERI (ITA) GF 5, ASS 0, MinP 300 1994 Oleg SALENKO (RUS) GF 6, ASS 0, MinP 180 Hristo STOICHKOV (BUL) GF 6, ASS 0, MinP 480 Kennet ANDERSSON (SWE) GF 5, ASS 0, MinP 480 ROMÁRIO (Romário de Souza Faria) (BRA) GF 5, ASS 0, MinP 660 1990 Salvatore SCHILLACI (ITA) GF 6, ASS 0, MinP 480 Tomas SKUHRAVY (CZE) GF 5, ASS 0, MinP 450 Roger MILLA (CMR) 1986 Gary LINEKER (ENG) GF 6, ASS 0, MinP 360 Emilio BUTRAGUENO (ESP) GF 5, ASS 0, MinP 390 CARECA (BRA) GF 5, ASS 0, MinP 480 Diego MARADONA (ARG) GF 5, ASS 0, MinP 630 1982 P

Goalkeeper: Robert Green (England) In a World Cup where the brand of ball became first a noun and then a verb, plenty of goalkeepers proclaimed themselves Jabulani-ed. Sometimes, however, that was no excuse. Poor Robert Green committed the kind of mistake against USA that defines a career and not just a tournament. The basics are well known: Clint Dempsey shoots, Green lets it slip through his hands and acquires international infamy. Right back: Jonas Gutierrez(Argentina) Right back can appear the easiest position to play on the pitch. Argentina, who didn't pick any specialists, proved that isn't necessarily the case. In the first two games, Jonas Gutierrez displayed all the positional sense of a left winger playing at right back; unsurprising, given that is what he was. Then centre-back Nicolas Otamendi took over. His duel with Germany's Lukas Podolski was among the most one-sided of the World Cup. Suffice to say that the substituted Argentine didn't win it. Centre bac

Goalkeeper: Eduardo (Portugal) It has not been a vintage tournament for goalkeeping or, by extension, goalkeepers but Eduardo has provided a welcome exception. Portugal left South Africa after conceding a solitary goal, to Spain, in a match when Genoa's new signing had denied David Villa on several occasions before he managed the winner. In a group stage where he kept three clean sheets, outstanding saves from Nilmar and Ramires were further indications of his quality. Right back: Philipp Lahm (Germany) If Gabriel Heinze isn't still troubled by the thoughts of Philipp Lahm sprinting past him with embarrassing ease, it should be a surprise. Germany's captain showed that he retains his considerable prowess when overlapping in the rout of Argentina. Yet it was also a World Cup to enhance his reputation for doing the basics efficiently: Lahm helped silence the feared Argentine attack and was secure at the back against Spain. Centre back: Carles Puyol (Spain) His stylish sidekic

ULTRAMAN Height: 40 meters Weight: 35.000 tons Flying Speed: Mach 5 First Television Appearance: Ultraman July 1966 Alter ego: Science Patrol Officer Hayata Method of Transformation: The Beta Capsule The most experienced of the Ultra-Fighters. Ultraman is a pure fighting machine. One of the best at hand-to-hand combat, Ultraman’s powers is equal to that of Godzilla, the King of the Monsters, possessing great strength, although unlike Godzilla, Ultraman can fly. He can also teleport himself from one place to another, as well as relying on a large arsenal of weapons. His main weapons are the Spacium Ray (which he directs by crossing his arms and hands) and The Ultra Slash, a pure white hot energy ring (that can slice through anything), which he throws from his right shoulder. He can also change his size from microscopic to giant. ULTRA-SEVEN Height: 40 meters Weight: 35.000 tons Flying Speed: mach 7 First Television Appearance: Ultra-Seven October 1967. Alter ego: Dan Moroboshi Method of

-Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water. -Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Your brain is more active during the night than the day. -One human hair can support 3kg. -Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. -The tooth is the only part of the human body that can't repair itself. -An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day. It is impossible to lick your elbow. -Your body requires 1000-1500 calories per day just to simply survive (breathing, sleeping, eating). -Every day an adult body produces 300 billion new cells. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest it the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -Muscle cells live as long as you do while skin cells live less than 24 hours. -A full bladder

Part I * dia call seseorang untuk tanya nombor telefon terbaru orang itu. * dia fax surat dengan stem diatasnya. * cuba melemaskan ikan dengan merendamnya didalam air. * cuba tanya harga barang di kedai dua ringgit. * study hard untuk ujian darah. * tertinggal bas no 20, kemudian mengambil bas no 10 dua kali. * fikir kumpulan peterpan boleh terbang diangkasa. * vote untuk Mawi setiap kali astro ulang tayang konsert akademi fantasia. * Beri ayamnya makan nasi ayam kerana menyangka nasi ayam adalah makanan ayam. * mengira bilangan penumpang bas sebelum naik. Part II Pak Pandir pergi ke kedai. Dia ternampak benda berkilat..... Dia pun bertanya kepada penjual... Pak Pandir : Apa benda yang berkilat tu Penjual : Oh! Itu tarmos Pak Pandir : Apa kegunaannya?? Penjual : Ia memanaskan benda yang panas dan menyejukkan benda yang sejuk Pak Pandir : Baiklah, saya beli satu.... Keesokkan harinya, Pak Pandir pun pergi ke kerja dengan tarmosnya.... Pengurus : Apa benda tu Pak Pandir? Pak Pandir : Oh

MALAYSIA GEMILANG TAHUN 1979 - Amanah Saham Nasional ditubuhkan - Pertumbuhan luar biasa hasil eksport - peningkatan hampir 40 % dan ini menandakan hasil kegigihan kerajaan dalam melaksanakan Dasar Perindustrian Negara MALAYSIA GEMILANG TAHUN 1980 - Malaysia menjadi pengeksport semi-konduktor yang terbesar di dunia - Malaysia menjadi pengeksport penyaman udara yang ketiga besar di dunia - Pusat Dagangan Eksport Malaysia dibuka dengan rasminya. MALAYSIA GEMILANG TAHUN 1981 - Datuk Seri Dr. Mahathir Mohamad menjadi Perdana Menteri keempat - Dasar Pandang ke Timur dilancarkan - Masa di antara Semenanjung Malaysia, Sabah dan Sarawak diselaraskan. MALAYSIA GEMILANG TAHUN 1982 - Amanah Saham Nasional ( ASN ) dilancarkan untuk membantu meningkatkan taraf hidup kaum bumiputra. Inilah detik permulaan dana amanah terbesar di dunia MALAYSIA GEMILANG TAHUN 1983 - Konsep Pensyarikatan Malaysia dilancarkan - Polisi Penswastaan Malaysia dilancarkan - Projek Kereta Nasional diumumkan - Bank Islam (

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It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leak

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do

It's must be 50 years later to created this uniq structure ! Here come BIKATOR (Bike + tractor)... Too many horn...... Most cheapest Kawasaki in town....